Volker, you know what is a squeegee.
Let's kill them, now take
them guys from sea to shiny sea.
And if from geoterritorial
dollars you need a rest,
well hit them again, big Vo, you are best.
Baba la wen sarat mama ma shufta al yaum
rahat zala al mashfa bi fatrat alsaum
wa ma ultilek greencard, Sara,
greencard li bordland, LA,
bas ma sar fi mama shu raiek let's stay
.بابا, الى اين اصبحت ماما, لم اراها اليوم
راحت, و زال المستشفى في فترة الصوم
2
Brian may come
I made up my mind and face
as I hand Tom my pyjama in dirt-colored lace.
My heart moans a beep
as I spy in the street
at my feet
the
cutest units that, Shirley,
on shore know not swim on shore.
I exist talking shoes mid-sized shoes
the plasma (class war) after all is
said
and done ain't the stars and the sun.
Stars just want to keep shining,
Saturn only wants fun,
I'm just waiting for Brian,
I been waiting a ton.
Brian may come, he should be
finished counting rings.
Brian may come, he says
those rings gave him the jinx.
First respondants arrive, Brine still alive.
You better hack it kid or you may die 'dernight'
3
Micromanaging Marilyn
Micromanaging Marilyn, you're as guilty as heck too.
The things that you do; like that brand
to my hand, and on Bardot's pussy too, the zoo!
Sue got the worst deal of the lot.
Just because you think she's hot, my friend,
she don't pay no rent.
So what goes on in this shy head of yours?
Am I no more your topless cop?
Steak oh so square, cranepudding half a ton,
my fly proceedings are so adhoc... your naked cop.
Ernie please, I'm duty-bound to investigate tonight.
Cousin Todd, where you off to, I must investigate tonight.
OR: my primal source is cousin Todd
4
Manuela
(In a land where cannibalism
and nonsense appear (are at hand)
you can't eat on white sand?!
On white sand where Annibelle
Lisa in your (own) Benz chauffeer (rearends)
you rant to freak out the band)
In this land where cannibalism
and nonsense have been seen
you can't drink from my glass?!
On the sand where Annibelle
sips from my tea
you rant. (while sipping my tea you rant)
Through this blue eye one can actually see
Just one trick as the husband is in Lauderdale,
one quick trick as the husband
is drunk on a hill to chill.
Manuela sun sea son ya sue you.
There's this beach to do.
I don't know my dear what more to do (say)
I'v done it all down to the mall.
(Now this beach must do)
But it was good while it lasted...
I am chasing you through the wood,
you are running hard, you are running good.
You shoot me in the heart, I shoot you in
(from, off) the tree,
let's share a good bleeding.
So we tie the knot, you think not.
Playing hard to get, you don't bet.
Now I'm in paradise, a bleeding heart on ice
plus law books for reading.
Through these blue eyes one can actually see.
and it was good while it lasted
Manuela this week is bad news blues
it's them high heel shoes
that your business partner signed away
as I lay drunk in Lauderdale
Ten containers of Chinese high heel shoes
you're my lawyer here
get your sexy ass to fuckbuddy
to sign them shoes right back to us
through these blue eyes one can actually see
Isabel Isabel I did not ring the bell
this breakfast sure is swell but my ties on ice what gives
Manuela put on your Pippie (hippie) boots
you're my child wife here
get your mom and on that plane to me
the water's nice it's paradise
but it was good while it actually lasted
you decide to stay Löwenstein may send you a letter
you get swept my way there will be an island waiting for you (another island waiting for you)
(Fanny is here Rainer there but you're everywhere)
I got your car I got your boat and I'm fresh out of hope
but I've got him he's shy round the water
he's a sealed collection of Big Jim
5
My light burns for people in jeans
most of whom sit round Louville o-o-oh
I trip on a street car near Queens
can this really be true Bill o-o-o o-o-o o-o
(there is only one way to find out
I met a girl works for town gas
can she be my light or flame she is not from Louville well isn't that a shame)
can you not get away a lil holy Marina
I'm not in for your pill
go away so long bridging over
this just for another song
6
Fettmockel Molina
She is a campfollower a tall blond Swede
she hangs around a group of math students
they seem to be on drugs
I debunk her making her calculate one
to the power of two which she can't
I take a liking to her and get her
away from the group
I make sure she can't get at my wallet
especially at Macy's
Fettmockel Molina
She is a campfollower a tall blond Swede (Greek)
campfollowing shiva
you hang around my mathematical geeks
they seem to be on drugs
I debunk her making her calculate one
to the power of two which she can't
I take a liking to her and get her
away from the group
I make sure she can't get at my wallet
especially at Macy's
a campfollower (a) magical Swede
why hangs around my mathematical geeks
to get them drugged
Fettmockel Molina
what is one to the power of one
Mathematical shiva
yes I agree it can't be done.
you're the one that splits my geeks apart
some are smart some will be done
let's go to Macy's have some fun Fettmockel Molina
Fettmockel Molina
what is one to the power of two?
the boys are on drugs and so are you
my boys on drugs are sold on you
did you actually tell them you were a
Mathematical shiva
7
I review my life that is
the horrorshock I specified
should not occur as otherwise
the other guy must pull the knife
in the mortuary I realize
my Jeannie just worshiped that
Jeannie heart stop angelmouth
stop lammichop stop stop
I look down the road that is
my life I see it mystified
like unified in spirit one
the roadblock down we kill the guys
in the morturary I realize
my Agnes believed in those guys
what she saw in their eyes I don't know
I look down the road that is my life as now is sanitized
from Satan's friend evangelized
one tiny step to less than wise
as I walk the can I realize
I see through those dead peoples' eyes
they had wanted of life a bit too much have
my daughters arrived? I weigh my options
7
maybe the riddle is in the hut
ignited from your stupid yacht
pier burn down damsel in distress
piranhas prepared to be
bad press
from couch I greet the morning glory (dawning)
and see that Jesse is high
Miss Fautschenbach told warning stories
not bad I've always been dry
Herr Guglukokoloser and Frau Ouchi Fautschenbach
move from chaos in Saarbrücken
to amazing Lauterbach
Anfang der siebziger Jahren kam
es bei uns zu drei Drogentoten
1974 schloss sich ein Schüler
in die Toilette ein
und
versetzte sich eine tötliche Dosis
Fautschi Fautschi Fautschi Fautschifautschenbach
But girl I'll lead you out of Egypt
my love I'll lead you out of Egypt
my life, I'll lead you out of Egypt
the water is fine
7
You wear nice jeans and talk to Bennet
he grabs ideas and feeds them wine
(feed him ideas and he feels fine)
yes, he throws show girls at the senate
and instant (or rhinestone) cowboys in decline
wet in his sleep he now moans dammit
hick impresario, Gerda, morphed into a swine
where's my Sicilia big mountain mama
baby (phony) fishing line
oh no poor fishies let's have a quiche instead
and change my niche to mime.
(he grabs ideas feeds them the wine)
8
U who?
On a highway if you lose
your shoes on sand (or hand)
you feel the power left by U Thant
what's in two o sixty four? Silence (or
trident)
Ralph take daughter piggyback and climbs across the mines
now a little rest but has he made it?
now they're on the run
from a sniper's gun
step one now you are wounded step two means you are maimed
step three you're to be blamed (your memory fades)
9
I see it in the rain like any rabbit warden of Greenwood Garden
they ask me not to blame you for the damage Harden,
Klaus go slice his top off
they just don't understand in this narrative, Harden, you are the villain
it's you that is to blame now all the rabbit
wardens gone insane
10
So I grew up in the mob learn me fly (ply) across the universe
via slut machines piston rods LEDs and jelly beans
so you put him on the will he's my brother with a snowmobile
he likes little things fly-bys Fisher Price and Meynard
Keynes
Bertram where is the jam you ate all the jam did you eat the jam?
11
Nashville, Klaus, is in a state Chatanooga you're a cake
in a state and you're a cake round the corner spill the lake
Now Kentucky is a state Mississippi ain't a state
Mississippi just a fish swallow water to the sea
Tennessee you are Olga's eastern West and the sea sometimes happy sometimes less shows a bee round the seaboard for a fee
12
two hamburgers on the grill
gee you're generous I could kill
two hamburgers on the grill
gee you're gorgeous I could kill
innovation is a thrill
you're a hussy is a thrill
13
For your Brainerd gob I won't change a thing
I go cha cha cha and I dance the swing
you damn musicians can't stay dry one
night
I do the boogie just to write the shite ((and I start to write)) one killer proviso my friend we all end up in the end
We burst out of Loserville I said we might have stayed
Marty he got killed but our ten grand now seems safe
to shoot a
gaspump man seemed so dumb
but his wife didn't see it was me
Shirley ... you chose the steeper path and are lonely
14
gee Bobby come see baby can walk moondance on ice
and Mama there will be the time for the talk
And so your brother loves you more than you love him
the universe suffused in grace and glory
but love that's blind is like
the drummer boy
that drumming for glory gets shot
golden fields are left to rot
I asked blue flower my wife
I wrote you songs lets move to town we|d suspended life
these rotten fields are my fear
we should have left here a year
(((happy guns for happy lives
do you need sauce on your fries?
Don't lie to me the barbie's ready
thanks to your wife
are we together on this?
does this all mean there's a we? )))
I am that ghost in your life the Silberpfeil that to the wall still acts gratified
(why would you boast of my life )
14
Choc vanilla mousse served from a pony
waffles rolling in like half a ton
maple syrup ooze from my machine gun
from the
ocean floor like world war one (C-war one)
my code will not implode for the famous no-show
tickets for the boat I just want the sun
her salt and pepper dog made
it on Tom's shoulder let's get this doggy back to square one
I see you from the drone
you just left the barber's
ok now we are done
I'll get my own fun, nun.
The Maple S gives me the paranoia
let's take the man along give him the gun.
what took you so long?
Why ain't your hair done?
I certainly dont spy on you nun,
I just love you a ton.
15
Jesus, I'm hanging in tight
all this trash is obvious no compromise seems right
and I choose my sibs for righteousness to
do the pretty thing
but you my lord are prettiest so I just hang right in
16
Ice cream dripping from her knee
your carpet's good no need to giftwreck my ski
ice cream crash into my head maybe it's
triple braking distance instead
und so fahr ich in die Schweiz
und weil's Eis gibt wird mir heiß
ich kann deinen Mund
nicht sehn iss im Stehn
est-ce que t'as volé l'echelle
pour ca t'as surement utilisé tes ailes
Waikiki ist etwas weit doch da bin ich gegen Streit
kann den Hai nicht richtig sehn schwimm mal sehn
asa e asa e
17
outside the boat just decided won't stay afloat
(into hiding to lose its load)
inside the skippy rolls over for yet more pizza
outside vanilla and
monkies and lakeside hoes
inside just plastic and photos of past and pastry
it's the bottom of the sea
Gerlinde your world consists of flowers and two squirrels
ah look out cause here I come breaking through to you
18
razkayenite momicheta za vas vece nyama izbavlenye
si opitili izbagvanye syakash ne obichate tazi rabota
razkayenite momicheta shte vi karam da si spomnite za ghurba
che ne ostavikhte bulgaria za pari v derveta
19
I need you like a hole in the head
and my debt is like the ocean floor five foot deeper
so I throw you mouse but you catch Tim monkey
you butcher Navaho and Philipps in Cree
and as my church embraces the abyss
please see for yourselves the depth that you see
hush let's don't go ape shit now cause I am sitting pretty
20
A slew of gold made me a yankee overnight
the day I woke it had to stop
(I ate a wok)
my bones are crushed (a powder)
soul in shock a glaring why
(some rattled glaring why)
but then I always knew the mob
oh baby baby believe me
I am no traitor to your cause
21
Like spaghetti in a zoo
Sully Sullyson coming some unglued
plasma human attribute cool down
it's the weekend they're around
mind your end of things, cabin fever abound
22
Is it good to be alone
in a world that has no tone (went Shoshone) where a sir and milady count for nothing
I've seen marvels in the cast but this treatment is a blast
coming birthday I'll mainly hand out (it's Pennsylvania) hex signs
I am nervous I am sick so I teach the girls a trick which empowers them to choose
inti or disintigration gratiating the old squaws just to be part of the nation when we all are the same only different (now I know we're the same and rather different)
23
Volker und Gina essen Berliner
der Tag is heiß wo gibt es Eis?
als sie halb schlecht in die Straßen laufen
und je halb
zehn nach (und um je halb nach wo zwei)
Schnaps Bier kaufen saufen
stehn jetzt vergnügt inem Straßbahnschatten ja
verdrießt winken Gatten matten jetzt.
24
Man in a suit
Man in a suit born in a backstreet fight
cutting your roots
I ain't cutting mine
but I wish they were (loose) smooth
(now we got them so smooth)
(I just make 'em
real smooth)
of course there is dry rot to spare
and even the mold wants to shine
I sit on the roof watching my roots
on the first floor online (or: dine)
25
through my frozen pizza land
where clouds are frozen pizza in the sky
we get to water
so frozen no-one's gonna buy
the sheriff of his cardboard (icebox) town
frozen solid in his yellow
plastic gown in frozen bathtub
frozen solid no-one's gonna buy (or: gets the wine)
girl friday of this furnace town
heat insulted rock'n'roll frown clown
they say they're buddies
so hot the gold melts down the clown (or: wine)
(there's no together the gold
so hot melts like a golden swine)
26
I grant I have my own ways
I grant you are a toy
my brand and stamp collection
is less than zero joy
in economic crisis
we all just want to eat
so I feed belly dancers
and get them off the street
that's where the song shows empathy
and
mentions Santa Claus
and wishes merry Christmas
and candles that are doused
I'm Jack the Ripper
the ripping's in the style
let's say your car rips
through the street and
stalls after a while
I slash them slash them
I wash my hands of guilt
deep down in the canvass
an image that I built
27
My bully wants more ice cream
send him straight to sister Lee
there's still three free
spots in heaven bashful
lisping with her glee
but Mamma she really fucked him up to feel holy
28
Two miles above the sea your choice
to be free, disembodied
or sit on a tree of my choice
29
I'm your basketcase I'm your brother
I'm your friend you got no other like me exactly like me
30
najseksapilejsi
31
hey Joe prequel, sequel
32
Diese Stadt liebt ihn
Diese Stadt hat niemals Möbel angepackt
Diese Stadt er liebt nur mich
33
Hetmoppel Molina
34
As a man is late for church
as a bell goes clang (wait no worries) for urge
as a bride begins to lurch
as a fan crash (worms) in to start the search
35
You fly but now I must get my black ass back street side you know a million movie quotes you fly so get your black ass street side
Songideas
Bad Schussenried
ti i tvoya zabruga
zweite Qualität
devil scored tonight now hes inside your head but wont score here at all and leaves you for dead
Helga teach me hug you Helga
Helga mas hermosa belga
Helga is this casket mine or thine
Helga ti si mnogo delga
Helga grandiosna Felga
Hel galantna kvinna
cool forgiving him tonight
We're sister Musk Cy lent you Marv to Britney Kevin Bacon to Miss Dench Pilav mitt broidered specially to smother Marv
Cy Wyman Cher Hoss Benny Rice may Sam wash the bloody knive fetch pineapple can we're sister Lusk
Mir Lauterbach so bombig wie ein Krater dass ihr mich nicht richtig kennt
ptica leti iz vazduzh terci edna klonka si un cor un cor atinge garia si rumania
serce drug serce mania i bulgaria
as the gnu begins to moo
as the cow went to the loo
as the zoo's a circus too
as the
Alternative lyrics
in the face of stupid laughter in harlot LA
1
Volker
2 verses
verse 1
D Volker, A you know what is a C squee G gee
let's D kill them A now take them guys from C sea to shiny G sea
a and if from geoterritorial F dollars you need a Gsharp rest
csharp well hit them B again, big Vo, you are A best.
verse 2
D Baba A la wen sarat C mama ma shufta al G yaum
D rahat A zala al C mashfa bi fatrat al G saum
a wa ma ultilek greencard, Sara, F greencard li bordland, LA Gsharp,
csharp bas ma sar fi B mama shu raiek let's A stay